Mattt jumps on the green bandwagon

The recycled shoe rack: This miraculous device can easily be created in less than an hour. It folds up to almost pocket size, weighs very little, and is highly durable. The cost varies from $3800 to $0 depending on whether or not you intend to purchase a new paraglider to cut a piece off of, or if you have an old prototype that you can use. Max capacity 12 pair shoes. Materials needed: paraglider (any size). Scissors. Needle and thread.

Produced from a re-used (that's one step above recycling, yo!) paraglider section. Fabric milled in France from petroleum based nylon. Shipped as freight to Vietnam to be assembled. Air-freighted to Europe to be played with briefly and then to ultimately contain footwear. Amen.